Doorbell rings. Jehovah’s Witness calling.
Me (to S, my 4 year old son): Don’t answer the door.
S: 2 ladies are there, why shouldn’t we answer the door?
Me: Because they want to talk about Jesus.
S: I can’t talk about Jesus! They have to talk to you about that.
Me: And I don’t want to talk about Jesus, so that’s why we’re not answering the door.